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USAIN BOLT PROVES HE'S NOT HUMAN, AGAIN...

Usain Bolt is starting to become a walking (or running) Michael Jordan/Larry Byrd “Nothing But Net” commercial.

When Bolt blasted the world record for the 100M dash in the Beijing Games, he did it while cracking jokes at the starting block, with a shoe untied, reacting last to the gun and coasting across the finish line.

Mr. Bolt has recently done it again by running 19:59 in the 200M dash in Lausanne, Switzerland. This time, he ran in the rain and had to run against a .9M/second headwind.

Nothing but net, y’all…

Whoever is running around with the cape and calling themselves “Super” needs to hand that garment over to Mr. Bolt. Tonight.

Wow…



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MuthaWit Comment by MuthaWit on July 9, 2009 at 6:23am
"Nothing but Roids?" I dunno, man. I definitely believe in the power of humans to push the body to unknown limits but track and field is probably the most drug tainted sport in the world. There always seems to be some athlete that comes out of nowhere and begins to make shattering the long standing records look "easy." They always manage to do it with flair, a smile and the look of "I guess I'll sweat tomorrow." I dig the idea that the brother is fast...however he comes about it...but there is still that voice in the back of my mind going "love is a drug and I need to score." Realistically anyone that eats meat is consuming all manner of hormones and illicit ish anyway so we are all bound for the roid rage bin eventually. Might as well run fast in the meantime. LOL I want some steroids to make me type faster! Ha!
Kambui Comment by Kambui on July 9, 2009 at 8:54am
(laughing) I forgot to write my back-of-head thought: "I hope this cat is clean..."

"Nothing but Roids." That's funny...

I get the sense that sports officials will crawl all over Bolt's business after this win...if they haven't done so already...

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